Feline Freitag - Sleeping

Cleo pretty much rules our house. As you can see, she takes my pillow at night. She only does this until I fall asleep, then she moves down to lock my position for the night by sleeping between my knees. Only cat caretakers can understand the contortions one goes through to let a cat continue to sleep while changing positions in the night. Its probably that toxoplasmo parasite in my brain. Cats carry this parasite so they can control the behavior of their caretakers.

Cleo should be very proud, she's trained me well.

As you read this, Sparky and I are either in the FRA airport or on the plane. I think probably around 11:00 CET, I will be chugging down my contraband bottle of nightqyl. I was thinking of a combo with tylenol PM, but i don't really want to OD. I hear its really expensive to touchdown in Greenland.

That's were we'll be when I hope to be feeling the effects. Flying over Canada is so boring and long. No offense to my Canadian friends, but the little plane on the little map takes FOREVER to move over Canada. If I could just sleep for the entire Canada part and wake up when we're over Idaho, I would be one happy camper.

I will be positing over the holidays. Hopefully, I'll get Jeff or Mim to guest post. Sparky's not allowed as he only posts Kylie and I am so over Kylie. All I ever hear is Kylie this and Kylie that. I don't ever say "Well, if you love Kylie so much, why don't you marry her" because Sparky would forget about his American wife and his American vacation and take off for France where Kylie is apparently residing right now.

Lufthansa and United have dropped their maximum baggage weight. This is a problem for me. I usually pack within 1 pound of the max 70 lbs. So, I have no idea what I'm going to do now. Markus said, "Pack less, shop less."

I'm surprised he wasn't immediately struck by lightning. I mean, really, that's blasphemy. Pack less, shop less? What was he thinking? The obvious solution is another suitcase.

So, aufwiedersehen for now. Be safe, chickadees.