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Friday, December 02, 2005

Feline Freitag and Liebhabers

Feline Freitag is here again. Today Kiska is the feline of the day. She is a sweet large black girl cat with damaged vocal cords so she squeaks instead of meows. She really is pitch black. Its hard to photograph her because she's just like a panther. This beast is Markus' other female. She sleeps next to him at night and prefers to be around Sparky to me.

She's the quietest cat I've ever known. She used to get her butt kicked by my cat Sig, but since he died, she's really come into her own. With The new kitten, Kiska kicks ass.

So, here's to Sparky's girl.

On a different note, I learned a new word this week at school. I actually learned it Monday, so all week, I've been using it in example sentences and in my homework. I've actually used it everywhere I can. The women in my class think I’m either a total slut or just a very bad wife.

When I came home on Monday, I shared this newfound knowledge with Sparky. He was a bit horrified at what Studio Mondiale teaches its students.

The word?... Liebhaber.

A Liebhaber is a lover, but specifically someone other than your regular partner. So Markus cannot be my liebhaber because he is my Ehemann, husband in English.

I think that's totally boring. I want a Liebhaber without all the drama(and since I'm pretty much head-over-heels-gaga-in-love with Sparky this might be a problem), but I don't want an Ehemann, I want a Liebhaber. Ehemann is really not a pretty word. Liebhaber has a bit of an exotic ring. Well, as exotic as German can get, right? Doesn't a Termin mit mein Liebhaber sound so exciting.

As Vin Diesel is 1. gay and 2. unavailable, Markus has agreed to be both. Not gay and unavailable (Miranda and Jeff, shut your traps), but rather my Ehemann AND my Liebhaber. My Liebhaber is in München today. I dropped his awesome ass off at the train station this morning at 4 am. This would be a chore if it were my husband, but since it was my Liebhaber, I was more than happy to accomodate his schedule. What one does for love.

posted by jen @ 2:19 PM 

8 Comments:

Blogger jen said...

I don't know if he's really gay. I just figured he was. He's way too hot for a straight guy. With that voice, oh my, he's a total panty dropper.

In my experience that usually indicates a tendancy towards the same sex. Gay men get all the hot guys. Its a teeny tiny compensation for all the other grief gay men have to deal with, i suppose. That and big schlongs. Sorry, that's another blog.

I can totally see Vin in gay porn. And it just makes him hotter in my mind.

Sparky has been known to wear sweats, but he's got a really nice hintern, so I really don't mind.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really like your new BEAST!!! I hope you know her number ;-)...

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Daniel Awus
1/3 rue canal ave 6 Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire
Email :daddy_awus96@yahoo.com



My dear,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into long time relatioship and financial transaction for our mutual benefits hence I write with due respect .I am DANIEL AWUS and I inherited an important sum of money from my late father who died in a recent crisis in Cote d'Ivoire. I wish to request for your assistance in investing this money in a lucrative venture under your directives and guidiance in your country. I want you to assist me for the transfer of this sum of Two million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars.($2.500,000)to your account designate hence I will give you the contact of the bank where the money is so that you can contact them immediately and discuss with them since I do not know much about financial issues. I will give you some resonable percentage from the total sum for your assistance while I pray that you do not betray me at last. Please it is important you contact me immediately for more clarifications on the next step hence it is my wish to relocate to your country as soon as this transaction is concluded.

God bless you.
DANIEL AWUS
Tel.+22507049081

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and always remember one FACT:
Vin Diesel IS Daniel Awus! You have to pay attention to that statued fact!

7:36 PM  
Blogger jen said...

Okay, folks, after musch discussion about a spammer thwarting the the word verification, we found out that Daniel is actually TBWG or grundamann. The link is to a site that catches spambaiters.

Vin would never spam me. Spank, most definately, but not spam.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jen, it was no spam, it was art :-)! Don't be angry, please. I had to post it. To everyone here: don't give Daniel your money :-)...!

7:57 PM  
Blogger jen said...

no worries, my dear artisite. keep the art coming...

8:04 PM  
Blogger Berlinbound said...

Your german class sounds much more fun than my german class!

Have a great trip home.

7:09 AM  

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