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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

PB&J
*Guest Post by Sparky*

Dear Readers,

This is Sparky. Unfortunately Jen can't make a Blog post. I have been hogging her computer all day long for the upcoming redesign of her Blog, which will include fancy-schmancy stuff like picture archives.

However, I thought I'd quickly tell you about the best thing she brought into my life (next to my favorite cat, Kiska): It's peanut butter jelly sandwiches. Being a typical German, I first found the very idea of eating peanut butter quite disgusting.

But man, am I glad today that I tried.

How, without the strengthening that PB&Js give me, would I be able to hog Jen's computer all day long and post classics like this one into her Blog that everybody has known since at least 5 years?

posted by jen @ 8:21 PM 

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you like PB&J, try peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches(you have to put PB on both slices of bread, banana is optional). Or, if you're not that crazy; PB&J on toast is pretty kick-ass.

10:59 PM  
Blogger Carol said...

Ah, peanut butter and banana sandwiches! A little added cinnamon and a few raisins makes the whole thing even yummier!

Carol

4:28 PM  
Blogger christina said...

Another peanut butter convert! Whooo! Mr M won't touch it but my kids love it and I do too and we think the PBJ song is just toooo funny!

9:51 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Sparky! Put down the PB&J and get back to work. Just kidding. A little. Actually a good PB&J (Jiffy Cruncy Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jelly) can pick-up a bad mood any time!

10:21 PM  
Blogger J said...

The total Americanization of Sparky is almost complete.

PS: Grant's right. Peanut butter and banana is delicious.

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay I have a question off subject for Jen. I am new to the site and just finished reading through the entire thing. I am an American who will be moving to Germany next year and I have to say this site has worried me. But Jen keeps saying that she loves Berlin and Berlin is where I am going, so I want to know why you love Berlin?

6:38 PM  
Blogger jen said...

Britwit, how can we get in contact with you? You can write to us by clicking on "complaint department" on the sidebar.

7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sparkles, your german roots are showing, its not a peanut butter jelly sandwich, it's a peanut butter AND jelly sandwich. Please make note in your german>english englis>german dictionary. Good effort, I'm glad we are bringing you to the dark side, like when you had that "velvet hat" on....remember that?

4:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa. Just the other day - Oct. 1st, to be exact, for some unremembered reason, while driving through Idaho, that INSANE song came to mind. Crazy!

How 'bout just a big ol' spoonful of peanut butter dipped in chocolate chips?

4:33 AM  
Blogger jen said...

As a kid, some mom gave us peanut butter and brown sugar sandwiches. not bad at the time, but i cannot imagine giving sugar sandwiches to kids. we were ampted for hours.

I've always wondered why they sold fluff. Now I know.

Amy, my friend, that sounds like heaven. anything with PB and chocolate is right up my alley.

Anon/Jeffy: Sparky has made the appropriate note. Sparky needs to come from the pitch black darkside to the semi dark darkside.

Hey, did I talk to you on the phone last night? I totally had a dream that i spoke to you, but it got kinda jumbled with a dream about Grandma Weinsheimer being an evil queen that i had to protect you from by killing a girl that looked like me by bashing her across the head with a silver plate because she had stolen the jewels and map that mom left for us, hidden in the bottom lining of a chair, to get us out of the castle. Then I stole her tiara and became her in order to avoid suspicion by the evil queen Who Would Never Die. Then I hid you (you were were about 7 in this dream and the cutest little red headed thing) in the castle until I could secure us tickets to America, but we could only go by boat only it was really dangerous and I absolutely had to keep you safe. So I kept you hidden for a little longer until i could research the best times to travel. Then the cat woke me up.

So did you call or was it just a dream?

10:13 AM  

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