Chester...
One of the many cultural references I have had to teach Sparky was the molester van, how to watch for, avoid and/or listen for muffled cries for help when walking by one. He thinks I'm paranoid and delusional.
My brother sent this to me yesterday and I think illustrates my point, although I maintain that molester vans tend to be white rather than red.
posted by jen @ 9:32 AM
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This is totally a molester van. No back windows, extended cab (to put more children in of course). Totally.
Wait...does that mean Scooby Doo's Mystery Machine was a molester van too?
Was "Mr T" a molester too?
And what did he mean by "get your hands off my ride, fool."?
No, there is something about a bad paint job, rust spots, and pretty much an over all "dirty" aspect to the windowless van, that Scooby and B.A. did not have to there rides.
Jennifer, I knew you would enjoy that picture.
N: My grandmother pounded the white van molester into my head as a kid. I never go near them.
IJ: of course. the more kids, the merrier.
Dixie: didn't scooby doo have a least a round window?
DDR: The a-Team gets a free pass.
Anon/jeff?: yeah, it is the dirtiness factor that pushes it over the edge.
Anon/jeff: Yeah, i did like it. thanks.
No round window in the Mystery Machine. Else the cops would have been busting Shaggy and Scooby for doing bong hits in the back.
I really DO like this porn styled car. Its elegant shape, its presence. It is just a BEING for itself! If you know a good opportunity to buy such a car, please drop in a note!
I always thought the molester van was black with bubble windows??
I've been stopping in, looking at that van, going away. Stopping in, looking at that van, going away. I'm pondering the text but I don't really get it. It's supposed to be a joke, I think? Don't mean to pee all over it but the guy who prowled our neighborhood and molested a little girl when I was a kid, his van was white. The one who yanked his privates out and shook them at me and my sister when I was in the fifth grade, he was driving a white sedan. In my experience the Kentucky Chester's have an affinity for white.
I'm pretty sure it's FREE CANDY as in, "want some candy little girl?" but I keep reading it as a protest, like, Free Tibet!
And molester vans are definitely white.
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